Good morning friends! Mailgirl Six is here to bring you a glimpse inside her weird little job in this big crazy world. Thank you for all of the feedback about yesterday’s post. It was a difficult subject to write about and brought back a lot of memories, some good and some bad. Remembering how I was back then in comparison to now is night-and-day. I was a trainee with no trainer, just the corporate approved literature. Five years on and having trained many Mailgirls myself, it almost seems like I was a different person back then.
Is it weird I found the whole endeavor therapeutic?
Anyway thank you for the positive feedback and comments. If you can’t tell I’m getting more comfortable doing this blog here than at the last place. Your positive comments help and everyone so far has been very respectful, I suppose Reddit is more anonymous and people feel like they can be more inappropriate over there; But so far here you have all been great and I want to say “Thank You” 🙂
On to the question for today. SliceReality says:
“Thank you for this insight into your world Six. Has working as a Mailgirl had any affect on your life outside of work? Do you ever catch yourself adopting behaviours by accident or do you find it easy to compartmentalise?”
Hi Slice! Good question. I’m thinking about it as I’m getting ready for work. I used to have such a big long ritual, washing, shaving, hair and makeup, such a long routine just to get out the door. Now I’m down to brushing my teeth, throwing on a ball cap and jeans and I’m on my way. I save the rest of the beauty regiment for work, all-in-all it takes about a half hour to get ready once I’m there and this way everyone can enjoy me through the one-way mirror.
Did you know companies with Mailgirls that have voyeur-foyers have almost no tardiness? Late occurrences drop 90% on average!
But that is not what you really asked, SliceReality. You want to know about the personal habits and not the corporate factoids.
OK.
I find myself deferring at doors. It I’m at a building or a shop and people are walking through I hold the door for them and step aside. This confuses a lot of chivalrous men.
When I’m nervous or in an unfamiliar situation I have trouble making eye-contact. I have to remind myself I’m not at work if I’m meeting new people, at a government office or opening a bank account, regular stuff I didn’t have to think twice about before I started the job.
When I’m shopping for clothes I have to be careful to find fashions that cover up my numbers, just in case I have a social engagement after work and my numbers are still visible.
When I’m at home I never put the heat on until the dead of winter. I like being under layers of clothes and soft blankets when I’m at rest. But when I work out I much prefer to be naked. I need the freedom of movement when I’m doing yoga, swimming, or lifting weights. I was lucky enough to find a gym in my current location that will let me come in during off hours. The owner lets me work out while he cleans up. Sometimes he spends all night behind his desk doing paperwork. I know he’s masturbating. I can see him watching me. It’s okay. I won’t tell his wife.
I used to find the notion of something like that gross but now it’s kind of flattering.
I guess I’m breaking my own rules now. This next part is super personal:
My sexual habits have changed. I have trouble keeping a boyfriend, something that used to be so easy before. A lot of guys are fine with fucking a Mailgirl but don’t want to date one.
Speaking of fucking, I’m less aggressive during sex. I used to love the top, going cowgirl or reverse, but now I prefer performing oral or from behind; a position where I can be on my knees and they can’t see my face. It’s much easier for me to orgasm that way.
I’m not into S&M. But the guys that are tend to be the only ones who ask me out.
My libido has gone crazy. I’m don’t know if it’s just getting older but I feel like I need sex a lot more often than I did in college. A lot of other Mailgirls feel this way too. I’m not gay, but if another Mailgirl asks me to, and I can see the need in her eyes, I’ll do stuff with her. I don’t have to be attracted to her either. When I’m with another Mailgirl it’s almost like I’m doing it with myself. There is no shame in that. Most Mailgirls are straight or bi, some of them married, but we all have the same needs. It doesn’t count with other Mailgirls.
I can’t sleep in an unfamiliar bed. If I’m on a business trip or a one night stand, I lay in the bed and stare at the ceiling. I can’t get comfortable. I have to get up and go to the restroom or a closet, turn off all the lights, take my clothes off and kneel on a towel or bath mat in the Mailgirl resting position. I can sleep that way but it makes my knees, feet, and back very sore the next morning.
One poor guy thought I got up and left his apartment in the middle of the night only to get the shock of his life when he opened the closet door in the morning and scared me awake.
Wow. I guess I am comfortable telling you all almost anything. I’m blushing as I type this but it feels good to get in out in the open. I guess my blog has gone full AMA.
So yeah, I hope that answered your question SliceReality. Keep the questions and comments coming, feel free to ask me anything. I let you know if someone crosses the line.
And always remember, health and efficiency matters!
Six – thank you for answering, and for sharing such personal insight into your experiences. Your self-reflection is fascinating and it’s very interesting to read how being a Mailgirl has impacted you in all aspects of your life.
I have some further questions for you, if I may. I hope these first do not offend you but I am very interested to learn what convinced you to stay on as a Mailgirl after your first ‘internship’?
Did your college honour your diploma? I am curious what academic merit the college saw in such a program? What convinced you to sign another contract when the internship was over if you had been promised a full time role at the end of it? Considering the number of contracts you have re-signed – do you feel trapped or betrayed?
There are a lot of stories in the press about Mailgirl abuses – 24/7 contracts, indentured servitude – have you seen anything like that where you have worked?
“And always remember, health and efficiency matters!”
Is no one else feeling like Six is just making propaganda for DDE or Mailgirl Enterprises?! Congress starts talking about regulation and suddenly we get AMAs and shiny advertisements on the TV – I don’t buy it.
Some of us agree with the white-stocking movement. These programs should be banned. They’re just slavery in the App age.
Hi Six, nice blog. If you would like the floodgates to be opened on all questions then I have some.
1. What’s the most times you’ve orgasmed at work in a day?
2. Is it true they feed you a special slop from dog dishes? I heard employees cum in it, is that true?
3. How do you feel about plans in government to revoke mail girls voting rights like convicts?
Hello Six,Who was the first person that you told that you were going to be a Mailgirl and how did they react?
Not a person?
Jesus Mary and Joseph!
Six, you have stated that you have signed several contracts, were they all close by or did you have to pick up and move out of town, out of state, across the country? Did any on the contracts involve 24/7 positions?
Are you considered a Corporate Trainer now? Have you been offered a Mistress Supervisor position?
How many people have you slept with on duty? (Actual people not other mailgirls)
What’s the most humiliating thing you’ve ever had to deliver?
If you could change one rule in the mailgirls code, which rule would you change and why?
Great questions everyone. I enjoy reading all of these comments. Thank you for your presence Six!
Six. I’m in trouble and I really need your help. I’ve worked at my firm for five years but the truth is I don’t have a law degree, I lied on my resume. I’m smart, I know what I’m doing, I just didn’t have the money to pay for school.
My boss found out this week and I’ve been given two choices. I can be fired and possibly charged with fraud or I can agree to be the firm’s first and only Mailgirl. They want me to sign a contract on minimum pay so they can pay for weekend classes until I can get my degree. My contract will last until I can graduate. Your story feels very similar to my situation.
I don’t know if I can face going from working on these cases with my colleagues to just carrying documents around the office as a dumb naked delivery girl.
I feel like this is a trap and will ruin my career no matter what I choose. What should I do?