Three Dirty Questions – Mailgirl Six Blog

Good morning gentle readers. I hope your day is going as well as I expect mine to go. The blog is humming along well and I appreciate all of your feedback. Here we are on the cusp of the dirty stuff so for those who do not wish to know how the sausage gets made you might want to skip this one.

For the less sensitive “Sirs and Madams” out there, a different Anonymous than the Anonymous from the last post asked three questions:

“Hi Six, nice blog. If you would like the floodgates to be opened on all questions then I have some.
1. What’s the most times you’ve orgasmed at work in a day?
2. Is it true they feed you a special slop from dog dishes? I heard employees cum in it, is that true?
3. How do you feel about plans in government to revoke Mailgirls voting rights like convicts?”

Thanks Anonymous! I’ll answer all your questions as honestly as I can. First off most number of orgasms in a work day is actually a tricky answer. I know some girls are multi-orgasmic machines but I’m not so lucky. I get all red and sore after a few. I’m going to say the safe answer to this one is four in a day, actually the first day I had sex on the job (as that was the only time I came twice in five minutes, with a couple more orgasms I did myself during mandatory rest periods, but that answer has a few caveats.

At my first contract I was technically not on duty until eight o’clock in the morning. I would show up before seven-thirty to shower and get ready, and people could see me, and towards the end of my contract especially I was ‘taking care of myself’ before the day started, and sometimes after. So if you were to include the showering edges it would be fair to say five times in a work day. It was the only time I let three different men have a go at me in the same day and it left me very sore, slow, and racking up the demerits. Big mistake. Too much dick in a day. LOL.

And for those of you who are thinking my 24/7 contract should get the automatic win I found the corporate environment there more humiliating than stimulating. For some girls that meant more excitement but it dried me up pretty quick. Most of my orgasms for those two years came as a result of my fellow Mailgirls’ efforts when we were off-duty or during sleep cycles. By the end I almost thought I was a lesbian but a one night stand with a guy straightened me back out. LOL.

Second question, special slop and cum in the food. First let me say “Ew!”.

But a Mailgirl’s diet is very important for her physical health. We can burn a lot of calories in a day and sleep pretty hard at night. Most of us do put on weight in the first year, but that is mostly muscle in the legs and core, which requires protein calories. This leaves a lot of Mailgirls drinking protein shakes or yogurt with every meal out of preference.

At my first contract I was not permitted to eat in the cafeteria as my uniform was considered unsanitary, so I brought lunch and left it in the fridge in the break room. There was a little four seat table in there but I was not allowed to sit. It always seemed to be occupied anyway. I ate standing at the counter and then wiped the counter down and any other surfaces I touched after I was done. My co-workers were quick to make sure that I thoroughly cleaned before my lunch was over.

At the 24/7 place Mailgirls were permitted in the cafeteria but only in certain areas. As our break times were kept to the state minimum the cafeteria provided Mailgirl meals as efficiently as possible; you chose what you wanted to eat and it was blended into a shake with milk, water, or energy drink. We were served our meals in paper cups with cardboard straws as the company was trying to reach a zero carbon output goal. My typical meal was kale, chicken and carrots in Red Bull which makes a surprisingly savory blend. We could order regular meals if we wanted to but for Mailgirls it was more expensive as the plates and silverware were to be throw out afterwards for sanitary purposes. It was cheaper to go out to the local restaurants if you really wanted a full meal, the few that would serve uniformed Mailgirls that is.

At my current contract Mailgirls are permitted to be in the cafeteria after showering and have their own table. It is lower to the floor with resting mats to kneel on and at the center of the cafeteria so everyone can see that we are being as clean as possible.

Now I have heard of companies that bolt bowls to the floor and make Mailgirls eat out of them, or have drip feeders set up like in a gerbil cage. I would never work for one of those but I’m sure they exist somewhere. For the money we get some Mailgirls are willing to subject themselves to that sort of thing. I’m paid to endure a little humiliation but I have my limits.

As for cum in the food, I’m sure it has happened. Spumk has a particular flavor I’m quite familiar with so I probably would notice if it were in a strawberry smoothie. But I honestly have eaten enough salty liquefied lunches that it has probably happened to me. While that is more protein for the Mailgirl machine, it is also super-illegal! That is the type of health code violation that shuts down the building. Not just the kitchen, the whole office building. Most people who work in a kitchen know that (I would hope).

As for cum, I swallow anyway. When I was in high school and college I was a spitter, or worse let a guy cum on my chest or face. While the taste of cum is pretty strong it leaves the mouth quicker if its swallowed and washed down with water. Spitting just leads to more spitting. Taking it in the face just burns the eyes and is wholly unpleasant.

I’ll swallow at work, but only on rare occasions. If I have an itch and a guy wants to risk scratching it he better have a condom or it’s not happening. I used to slip a condom behind the MMU strap and my arm just in case I felt the need. The guys would get disappointed when I insisted but they never walked away, LOL.  I can’t risk getting herpes as it would kill my career.

If for some reason I am letting a co-worker fuck me bareback its because I’ve vetted them and know they are clean. In those instances I prefer he cum in my mouth rather than on my back or inside me. The cleanup is easier if I just have to swallow.

Thirdly, as for Mailgirls losing their voting rights, why? What makes that legislation anything even close to fair? Or logical? I give up some rights for my career, we all do in some way, but what about Mailgirls is so threatening they should not vote? This makes no sense to me and I cannot support it.

Now if the Mailgirl is in one of the States were convicts can become Mailgirls for reduced sentences, I get that. They are convicts and should not get their voting rights back until their sentence is served. But strip all Mailgirls of voting rights? That makes no sense.

Well Anonymous you want to  present some sort of argument for stripping a Mailgirl of her voting rights I’ll read it and post a follow up, but I think Maigirls have been stripped enough. LOL

That’s it for today gentle readers. I need to choke down a protein shake before work (banana if you are wondering). So keep those questions and comments coming. I’ll get to everybody’s in time, I promise. And remember, health and efficiency matters!