Took this down earlier because I felt it was off-subject, but was encouraged to post it again. This is a sequel to Gabi’s Boxing Lesson as well as Road Rage. Very much based on the hilarious Married With Children Episode “Just Shoe It!”
“Jen O M G!” exclaimed the blonde actress. “I didn’t know you would be here.”
“Gabi! I’m the stunt coordinator,” said the tall, gorgeous, fit woman “Actually, the actress they cast dropped out, and they wanted a real cutie so I recommended you.”
“Get out!” Gabi gave her an Elaine Bennett shove, “You got me this job? That’s so nice!”
“I had an ulterior motive pretty girl.” Jen had a conspiratorial smile.
Gabi was suddenly overcome with guilt, “O M G! I never called you did I? I’m so sorry Jen.”
The truth was that even though Jen was gorgeous, and Gabi had certainly experimented with women, Gabi had already been with the perfect woman. That was over, for now, and she was looking for the man of her dreams. “Yes coffee, it’s a um… date.”
Jen put a hand on the small of Gabi’s back, friendly, not grindy like a guy would do, and led her across the sound stage to the make-up chair. She greeted a middle-aged man trying to pass for 29. The man knew his fashion though and looked clean and colorful. “Hey Nick, this is Gabi.”
“Wow!” admired Nick looking Gabi up and down. “You weren’t kidding about that body, is that all real baby?”
“100% natural.”Gabi smiled proudly and let the man twirl her around, she loved a nice compliment.
“Oh, and your face makeup is on point.” Nick continued, “I’m not sure I can do anything to make it better.”
Gabi was a little disappointed, being in the makeup chair was her favorite part of a shoot “Oh, should I just go to wardrobe then?”
“Stand still dear,” Nick said dabbing a brush into a palette of rouge.
“You will be portraying the Plain Jane average All-American girl,” said Director Ed holding his fingers up to frame Gabi. “With amazing boobs.”
“Is that a character trait?” Gabi said confused. She had a cute red and yellow cheerleader outfit on, with a super short skirt and a crop top that showed off her tight, recessed 4-pack belly. Several of the women grumbled their jealousy when Gabi came out of wardrobe dressed like that. a fit 20 something blonde with a killer waistline bouncing around was just what a bunch of 40-year-old single mothers needed to boost their egos.
Gabi was right at home in the costume, she looked great in anything that showed off her legs. she had actually been a high-level cheerleader up until a few years ago. 2-time state singles champion. Those outfits showed even more skin than this one did. To give her a more athletic edge she wore black pads on her elbows and knees with high socks and clean new shoes. The shoes were what they were trying to sell.
“Don’t worry about it Sweetie, you don’t have any lines,” Ed said, shaking his head disapprovingly.
“I suppose you’ll want to meet your co-star before we start filming?” asked the director.
“Co-star? Yes of course! I’m so happy to be working with them.”
Gabi was about 162cm but the fit woman he introduced towered over her. She wore a ridiculous bastardization of a football uniform, a helmet, and shoulder pads over a black and blue unitard. “This is LFL legend, Autumn Monet!”
“You played football? I was a cheerleader!” said Gabi innocently. “I didn’t know they had a women’s league back then.”
“Back then?” Monet looked at the director suspiciously, this girl had no idea who she was, “How old do you think I am?”
“Um… 40?” Gabi tried.
Monet was 31.
An assistant whispered in the Director’s ear. “Alright, we’re all set up.” He said to the future Hall of Famer, Autumn Monet “You know what to do.”
Gabi was confused. “Actually no I don’t, I never got a script.”
“Well just follow your instincts you’ll be fine.” said the director.
As they waited to call action Gabi tried to encourage her co-star. “Don’t be nervous, I know it’s been a long time since you played…“
“I retired 3 months ago..” Monet interjected.
“…don’t feel bad if you have to hold back, just don’t injure yourself…”
“Sure blondie, I’ll try not to get hurt.” Monet shook her head incredulous. “Where do they find these bimbos?”
The director “And, action! Says the line and… “
The director waved his hands in the air and pointed at Gabi, implying she should do the same.
Gabi’s years of training kicked in and she put on a big adorable toothy white smile, went down into the splits, which hurt a little, then jumped up and did a high kick “Yay!”
The director said, “Okay hit her!”
Gabi paused kid jumping jack “Hit who?”
“Eek!” Monet dropped into a 3 point stance and charged. She planted the 3.35mm thick polycarbonate shell of her helmet in the center of the blonde’s stomach. “Oof!”
The former Offensive Tackle grabbed the cheerleader under the knees, lifting her firm butt into the air, running full tilt. Gabi was open-mouthed as her firm abdominal wall was breached without warning. The Aluminum siding wall of the studio rattled loudly as Monet crashed into it headlong, with poor Gabi leading the way.
Upon impact Gabi’s bright blue-grey eyes bulged, what air she had from the initial hit was roughly driven out of her pinched little tummy. With her spine pressing into the unforgiving barrier the girl’s body ate the brute collision with a thump. “Ooh!”
Autumn Monet kept up her momentum ramming her tackle dummy into the wall for the count of 5. Gabi weakly tried to push the powerful woman off of her. “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!”
When the retired professional football tackle at last let up, Gabi flopped forward onto the safety map. She rolled onto her back and folded her legs up, arms on the mat, retching for breath.
“Yes!” Monet yelled in celebration. She was pumped, grabbing the football and spiking it into Gabi’s bare belly like it was the end zone.
“No, no, no, Ooh!” Gabi took the ball right in the gut, her limbs twitching once. The pigskin rebounded high into the air for several seconds.
“Alright great!” Said the director, “set it up again, Let’s do it 3 times!”
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