Story Title: Bud and Gorsy

Act 1: “Chief,” Bud declared, puffing out his chest with a self-assured grin, “Gorsy and I are gonna stake out Hot Topic for that shoplifter. We’ve got a solid lead!” Chief Tony sighed, rubbing his temples with a weary hand. “Bud, it’s really not necessary. We’ve got other priorities.” Bud, ever the enthusiastic debater, leaned…

“Bud, why do you think those guys robbed a women’s clothing store and dressed up like women?” Gorsy slurred, leaning against the wall of the security office.   Bud scratched his head, deep in his delusional thoughts. “It’s elementary, my dear Gorsy. These guys knew we’d be looking for men, so they disguised themselves to…